Sit or lie down somewhere comfortable, as you prepare to receive these loser affirmations. Using headphones and eliminating all distractions & possible interruptions will let these mantras soak into your stupid skull the most effectively, because I want you to fully focus on the fact you're a loser to everyone. You love being humiliated and teased, and after this session you should feel totally worthless, completely hopeless.

Each time I tell you what to say, repeat it out loud or to yourself, focusing on each.and.every.word.I.say. Prepare yourself, bitch. We're...

Sit or lie down somewhere comfortable, as you prepare to receive these loser affirmations. Using headphones and eliminating all distractions & possible interruptions will let these mantras soak into your stupid skull the most effectively, because I want you to fully focus on the fact you're a loser to everyone. You love being humiliated and teased, and after this session you should feel totally worthless, completely hopeless.

Each time I tell you what to say, repeat it out loud or to yourself, focusing on each.and.every.word.I.say. Prepare yourself, bitch. We're going down a rabbit hole....