I know I'm a brat and I usually don't care. I can get people to do almost anything for me with a wink of the eye, a flick of my hair, or a flash of a smile. However, there was one day where I could not outsmart the consequences of my own actions. This story starts out with me, lounging on the couch, enjoying a Red Bull energy drink. My friend walks up to me and I can tell he is going to annoy my brat ass about something silly, like always. I roll my eyes. What now? "Odette, you've have way too many of those energy drinks today!" Ah, so I see. Now my friend is also the health expert of all thin...

I know I'm a brat and I usually don't care. I can get people to do almost anything for me with a wink of the eye, a flick of my hair, or a flash of a smile. However, there was one day where I could not outsmart the consequences of my own actions. This story starts out with me, lounging on the couch, enjoying a Red Bull energy drink. My friend walks up to me and I can tell he is going to annoy my brat ass about something silly, like always. I roll my eyes. What now? "Odette, you've have way too many of those energy drinks today!" Ah, so I see. Now my friend is also the health expert of all things energy drink-related. Big fucking deal, fella! I tell him that I can have an energy drink whenever I so PLEASE! Yes, that's right, in fact I will finish this one right now. So I did. That is when the bad things started to happen. First I started to feel VERY full, as if I just had two Thanksgiving meals, back-to-back. Then, I noticed that my body was expanding. I tried to shift positions and avoid getting more swollen, but it was no use---I was...inflating! I being to blow up more and more, until I feel like I am a giant yellow balloon! I call for help, but I think my friend is ignoring me because of the attitude I gave him earlier. What will happen to me? Will I explode? I begin to move around on the couch, trying to get up. Once I succeed with standing upright, I wander around, afraid for my life as I glance with terrified eyes at my expanding, inflated body!