Uh oh! Seems you’ve been infected with the virgin virus. Unfortunately for you, there is no cure. It’s going to completely spread until you’ve turned into a sexless freak *gasp* it’s not like you were getting laid to begin with but this virus is starting to affect your vision. It’s getting so blurry, so pixelated... You can barely focus can you? The only way to manage this virus is acceptance. Accept that the only thing you’ll be pumping too is pixels as you commit to a pussy free life!

Uh oh! Seems you’ve been infected with the virgin virus. Unfortunately for you, there is no cure. It’s going to completely spread until you’ve turned into a sexless freak *gasp* it’s not like you were getting laid to begin with but this virus is starting to affect your vision. It’s getting so blurry, so pixelated... You can barely focus can you? The only way to manage this virus is acceptance. Accept that the only thing you’ll be pumping too is pixels as you commit to a pussy free life!