Bob finally took the plunge and moved from his beloved Texas to California, he had reservations as the cost of living is way higher and the condo he moved into has very high association fees. Bob almost didn't go but he saw in the housing agreement that part of his fees went to "ADULT SERVICES", and for a Texan like Bob, Adult Services has a very different meaning! You can imagine the confusion when Michele, the property manager for Bob's development is called over to his house when Bob phoned in for "services". Bob figures he was getting a stripper! and when he sees Michele's SUPER SIZED ...

Bob finally took the plunge and moved from his beloved Texas to California, he had reservations as the cost of living is way higher and the condo he moved into has very high association fees. Bob almost didn't go but he saw in the housing agreement that part of his fees went to "ADULT SERVICES", and for a Texan like Bob, Adult Services has a very different meaning! You can imagine the confusion when Michele, the property manager for Bob's development is called over to his house when Bob phoned in for "services". Bob figures he was getting a stripper! and when he sees Michele's SUPER SIZED TITS, he's convinced he has gotten just that!