It's been weeks since I've shaved My underarms, so they are nice & hairy for all of My armpit obsessed boys. Get an up-close view of My pits in the natural sunlight as I command you to lick your screen. Imagine if I allowed you this close to Me in real life... the opportunity to sniff & lick My heavenly pits. You'd be an addict to My hairy pits & Godly aroma for life!