It's a quiet, unremarkable evening in Washington C.D., and a mysterious being from the Galdensian Federation appears in Blake's living room with a terrifying message. Overwhelmed by the significance of the moment, our hero takes it upon themself to answer the question that has plagued exobiologists for decades: what would it be like to spank an alien?

It's a quiet, unremarkable evening in Washington C.D., and a mysterious being from the Galdensian Federation appears in Blake's living room with a terrifying message. Overwhelmed by the significance of the moment, our hero takes it upon themself to answer the question that has plagued exobiologists for decades: what would it be like to spank an alien?