I sent Kitten to go the store to get a Christmas tree, and I find the smallest tree I've ever seen in my home! I specifically asked him to get me the LARGEST tree they had! I'm livid! Underneath the tree, I found a note, which I read aloud, explaining that Kitten was being very pushy and the saleslady got fed up and shrunk him down to a tiny size and sent him home with the smallest tree.

I'm so angry that Kitten upset Tree Girl and I'm disappointed that he failed me so I subject his tiny bug body to an onslaught of powerful farts. He is frail and the size of a fingertip, completely... Show more