ORDER: React to your own farts, making faces while ripping them. Wear dirty white socks in shoes. Start by opening door for me. "Hey baby, come in. Walk towards bed or couch (fart a couple of times, fan butt) Sit down and prop feet out in front of you.

"Baby, I had a long day at work. (fart) Come over here and smell my feet. (Kick off shoes) Yeah, I said smell my feet. I dont care if they stink. They are sweaty. (Itch between toes) I think I'm getting athletes foot. (fart) My toes have itched all day. What? I didn't fart. Just sniff my socks."

Keep farting while showing of...

ORDER: React to your own farts, making faces while ripping them. Wear dirty white socks in shoes. Start by opening door for me. "Hey baby, come in. Walk towards bed or couch (fart a couple of times, fan butt) Sit down and prop feet out in front of you.

"Baby, I had a long day at work. (fart) Come over here and smell my feet. (Kick off shoes) Yeah, I said smell my feet. I dont care if they stink. They are sweaty. (Itch between toes) I think I'm getting athletes foot. (fart) My toes have itched all day. What? I didn't fart. Just sniff my socks."

Keep farting while showing off socks and itching toes off and on. "Do my socks smell good? They stink? Well I did wear them for 3 days now. Aww man, my belly. (fart) That ice cream fucked my stomach up. Just smell my socks. Fuck my toes itch."

Keep itching toes every now and then talking about feet itching, having athletes foot, talk about being gassy, etc. End of clip tak off socks, itch between toes using socks. (fart) "You know what, your going to keep these socks." Sit on socks and let out farts on them.

Hold socks in camera face.