Hey, nerd.

Here's an unfriendly reminder that you're a fucking loser. Oh, but you don't need Me to remind you, it's affirmed every time you see the man staring back at you in the mirror. It's so funny how much you hate Me. You despise Me. You can't stand Me! And yet here you are, hot and bothered by My existence. You'll never overcome your urge to hate-jerk to Me, as there is no cure for brat-addicted cretins. But keep telling yourself that you're "not weak". Keep giving Me more reasons to laugh at you. This isn't your first time hate-jerking, and it won't be the last. Remember tha...

Hey, nerd.

Here's an unfriendly reminder that you're a fucking loser. Oh, but you don't need Me to remind you, it's affirmed every time you see the man staring back at you in the mirror. It's so funny how much you hate Me. You despise Me. You can't stand Me! And yet here you are, hot and bothered by My existence. You'll never overcome your urge to hate-jerk to Me, as there is no cure for brat-addicted cretins. But keep telling yourself that you're "not weak". Keep giving Me more reasons to laugh at you. This isn't your first time hate-jerking, and it won't be the last. Remember that while you're fucking your hand!