Seeing me makes your little shrimp dick twitch, doesn't it ???? Now see if you can make it through this whole clip without busting in your pants as I make fun of all your... *short*comings. You'll NEVER get a girl like me with a little dick like that, LOL, but I know you love the humiliation of that useless little member of yours.

And see how you 'size up' on my size chart ???? (FYI, if you tell me you're bigger than 7", ill never believe you)