I was thinking what if I transferred your soul into a pair of my shoes. Kind of like in those Harry Potter books where Voldemort puts he soul into a horcrux like a watch of a ring. While why don’t I do that to you? It can’t be that hard to just make a spell or something. I’m going to put your soul into a pair of my shoes so you can live out the rest of your life with my foot on top of you. And all the other times you are waiting and waiting for the next time wear you. Better hope I don’t forget about you and donate you to goodwill or something.

I was thinking what if I transferred your soul into a pair of my shoes. Kind of like in those Harry Potter books where Voldemort puts he soul into a horcrux like a watch of a ring. While why don’t I do that to you? It can’t be that hard to just make a spell or something. I’m going to put your soul into a pair of my shoes so you can live out the rest of your life with my foot on top of you. And all the other times you are waiting and waiting for the next time wear you. Better hope I don’t forget about you and donate you to goodwill or something.