Looks like you have a new boss, ME! The higher ups had a meeting and I run this company now. And on the very day you finally get enough guts to ask for a promotion, well, its not going to happen, but you are changing assignments, it’s like a promotion. I’m transferring you from marketing executive to my personal secretary. You know, there are certain... perks to having me directly over you. I know you think my feet are hot, I SEE you when you eye them constantly on your multiple fake trips to the break room to top off the coffee you're pretending to be drinking throughout the day. Hahahaha,...

Looks like you have a new boss, ME! The higher ups had a meeting and I run this company now. And on the very day you finally get enough guts to ask for a promotion, well, its not going to happen, but you are changing assignments, it’s like a promotion. I’m transferring you from marketing executive to my personal secretary. You know, there are certain... perks to having me directly over you. I know you think my feet are hot, I SEE you when you eye them constantly on your multiple fake trips to the break room to top off the coffee you're pretending to be drinking throughout the day. Hahahaha, now THAT is pathetic. If you don't want me to make an announcement to the whole office, I suggest you do as I say. Time to worship.