I've noticed you've been being VERY naughty, you stupid piggy. So I've devised the PERFECT punishment: you're going on a diet! Not just any diet, though, one I've devised to you to GAIN WEIGHT. LOL yes, I am very serious, because you're a sick nasty perverted loser and now EVERYONE will know, because your outsides will match the insides. haha no one is going to want your fat nasty ass.

I've noticed you've been being VERY naughty, you stupid piggy. So I've devised the PERFECT punishment: you're going on a diet! Not just any diet, though, one I've devised to you to GAIN WEIGHT. LOL yes, I am very serious, because you're a sick nasty perverted loser and now EVERYONE will know, because your outsides will match the insides. haha no one is going to want your fat nasty ass.