Have you ever laid your eyes on a gorgeous, powerful woman through your screen and not gotten utterly brainless?
... Didn’t think so.
Something about Me turns you the way you were made to be - Weak. Brainless. Completely goonified.

I bless your screen with a tiny, shiny bikini, I open my lush lips to spit out the painfully accurate truth, and somewhere in between, you just get captivated.

Why control yourself when you can run wild, gooner?
Indulge in the one thing that matters right now - Me.

Have you ever laid your eyes on a gorgeous, powerful woman through your screen and not gotten utterly brainless?
... Didn’t think so.
Something about Me turns you the way you were made to be - Weak. Brainless. Completely goonified.

I bless your screen with a tiny, shiny bikini, I open my lush lips to spit out the painfully accurate truth, and somewhere in between, you just get captivated.

Why control yourself when you can run wild, gooner?
Indulge in the one thing that matters right now - Me.