There’s just something so special about January...

Alongside a false sense of new beginnings comes that inevitable break,

With your same old addiction.

You can let go of wherever you envisioned yourself at this point of the year...

Your circumstances brought your on all fours, once again, right fucking here.

There’s no cure for your jerk-off addiction,

And this Jerkuary’s going to show you exactly how good it feels to nurture those natural needs raging in your gooned out system.

This is the ...

There’s just something so special about January...

Alongside a false sense of new beginnings comes that inevitable break,

With your same old addiction.

You can let go of wherever you envisioned yourself at this point of the year...

Your circumstances brought your on all fours, once again, right fucking here.

There’s no cure for your jerk-off addiction,

And this Jerkuary’s going to show you exactly how good it feels to nurture those natural needs raging in your gooned out system.

This is the month of acceptance.

The month of ruin.

The month of sweet, sensual, raging fuckery.