How could you ever settle for a real girlfriend?

Why engage in another mediocre experience with another mediocre woman,

who wouldn't even be interested in mediocre you?

There are so many much more adequate fits for you out there...

But a real woman isn’t one of them.

It’s time to meet your shoe girlfriend.

Look at her, her silhouette, her scent...

As you are starting to understand that your new shoe girlfriend is going to be the closest you’ll ever be to getting Me.

Your ...

How could you ever settle for a real girlfriend?

Why engage in another mediocre experience with another mediocre woman,

who wouldn't even be interested in mediocre you?

There are so many much more adequate fits for you out there...

But a real woman isn’t one of them.

It’s time to meet your shoe girlfriend.

Look at her, her silhouette, her scent...

As you are starting to understand that your new shoe girlfriend is going to be the closest you’ll ever be to getting Me.

Your new shoe girlfriend is such a fulfilling outlet to your need to connect with Me.

Getting that second hand touch of Cin,

As you connect with the only one you could bound your life to with ease,

Knowing that she’ll never leave, she’ll never be jealous of our relationship, you'll never fail to satisfy her the way you have any other relationship.

Knowing this is the most healthy and attainable relationship you could EVER have makes it so easy to commit to your new shoe GF.