Getting a fresh pedi always puts me in a good mood. So I get some mercy for all of my foot bitches and let them worship my feet aka get a date with my feet. Your brain cells evaporate as I am teasing you, slowly taking off my stockings and putting my soft soles in your face, revealing my new nail polish. That is the only one intimate relationship you ever needed. Since there is nothing else you are good for. You aren't allowed to have a normal sex life, dating, relationship. Not like you ever wanted this, you are forever owned by my feet.

Starring purple nail polish.