So I'm getting ready to go out with the girls tonight and it made me wonder, what are you doing this weekend? Oh wait, nothing, right? You have no plans other than sitting at home, alone, jerking your dick raw. No one invites you out ever because you're a loser. Hahaha! Your weekends are pretty sad and pathetic, aren't they? Well, I have a fun little assignment for you. Oh look, you actually have plans for this weekend! Wow. What a super sweet Goddess I am, you're welcome.

So here's what you're going to do, you're going to find your frilliest pair of pink panties, your reddest lips...

So I'm getting ready to go out with the girls tonight and it made me wonder, what are you doing this weekend? Oh wait, nothing, right? You have no plans other than sitting at home, alone, jerking your dick raw. No one invites you out ever because you're a loser. Hahaha! Your weekends are pretty sad and pathetic, aren't they? Well, I have a fun little assignment for you. Oh look, you actually have plans for this weekend! Wow. What a super sweet Goddess I am, you're welcome.

So here's what you're going to do, you're going to find your frilliest pair of pink panties, your reddest lipstick, write sissy or panty boy on your forehead and you're going to lock yourself out of your house. That's right. You're going to expose what a panty wearing bitch you are to your neighbors. Doesn't that sound like fun? I know this is something you've wanted to do before, you just needed that little boost. So here it is, DO IT. I command you to.