Hey loser, I know you're horny. You want to have sex with something, don't you? Well, probably someone, but no one wants to fuck you. Inanimate objects will have to do. Instead of humping your pillow or your napping bag, why don't you try having sex with a pillow pet. They fold in half, thus creating a crease which will be the closest thing to a pussy you'll ever get. Go ahead, mount it. I'll instruct you on how to get the most pleasurable pillow pet fucking experience. I'll tell you how stupid you look and remind you of what a pathetic fucking loser you are.

Hey loser, I know you're horny. You want to have sex with something, don't you? Well, probably someone, but no one wants to fuck you. Inanimate objects will have to do. Instead of humping your pillow or your napping bag, why don't you try having sex with a pillow pet. They fold in half, thus creating a crease which will be the closest thing to a pussy you'll ever get. Go ahead, mount it. I'll instruct you on how to get the most pleasurable pillow pet fucking experience. I'll tell you how stupid you look and remind you of what a pathetic fucking loser you are.