Let's play a fun painful game. I really hate your fucking cock and balls, I want to inflict so much pain on them. Since, I'm not actually there we'll have to improvise a little, no worries, it will still hurt a lot. So here's what we're going to do, every time I kick in your direction, you're going to punch yourself in the dick. And every time I get up close and make a squeezing motion with my hands, you're going to squeeze your balls as hard as you can. You ready?

Let's play a fun painful game. I really hate your fucking cock and balls, I want to inflict so much pain on them. Since, I'm not actually there we'll have to improvise a little, no worries, it will still hurt a lot. So here's what we're going to do, every time I kick in your direction, you're going to punch yourself in the dick. And every time I get up close and make a squeezing motion with my hands, you're going to squeeze your balls as hard as you can. You ready?