Congrats, you've made it to the third round of my game! This game is so simple, even an idiot like you can play! I use a random number generator to decide your fate, will you be tributing, or will you get to jerk off? Odd numbers let you jerk it, and even numbers mean you tribute me. See? So easy! The stakes have been raised again, so don't think you're getting off easy!

Congrats, you've made it to the third round of my game! This game is so simple, even an idiot like you can play! I use a random number generator to decide your fate, will you be tributing, or will you get to jerk off? Odd numbers let you jerk it, and even numbers mean you tribute me. See? So easy! The stakes have been raised again, so don't think you're getting off easy!