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You don’t have any luck with the ladies, do you? No matter how hard you try, you still can’t get laid. You haven’t really tried everything though, have you? You haven’t offered yourself up to men. Men are such simple, horny creatures, you’ll basically fuck anything. Including total failure reject losers like you. That’s right, you’re taking a cock up your ass. It’s the only way you’ll ever get anyone to fuck you!