I've got the cure for your Valentine's Day blues. You guessed it, GOONING. GOON your fucking brains out until you're blissed out and you've forgotten all about how lonely you are. GOON all day and all night. GOON yourself silly. GOON yourself stupid. Pump and stroke and jerk until you're a drooling, GOONED out, mindless moron. Finally you have a date for Valentine's Day, a GOON date!

I've got the cure for your Valentine's Day blues. You guessed it, GOONING. GOON your fucking brains out until you're blissed out and you've forgotten all about how lonely you are. GOON all day and all night. GOON yourself silly. GOON yourself stupid. Pump and stroke and jerk until you're a drooling, GOONED out, mindless moron. Finally you have a date for Valentine's Day, a GOON date!