You're never getting laid. No one will ever fuck you. You're destined for a lifetime of loneliness, rejection, and never knowing the intimate touch of a woman. You're trapped in the Virginity Vortex, and you can never escape.

You're never getting laid. No one will ever fuck you. You're destined for a lifetime of loneliness, rejection, and never knowing the intimate touch of a woman. You're trapped in the Virginity Vortex, and you can never escape.