Welcome to GOONAHOLICS ANONYMOUS. You’re all here for the same reason, so no need to feel embarrassed, humiliated, or ashamed. Plus, I’ve been leading these rehabilitation sessions for over now. I am the MOST successful goon sponsor in the organization; so you’re in very good hands. I brought you all here because I have the cure to your porn and masturbation addiction. If you came here as your final act of desperation, then you should feel eternally grateful that you found me. I will change your life for the better, guaranteed... The first step is going to be watching this little video that...

Welcome to GOONAHOLICS ANONYMOUS. You’re all here for the same reason, so no need to feel embarrassed, humiliated, or ashamed. Plus, I’ve been leading these rehabilitation sessions for over now. I am the MOST successful goon sponsor in the organization; so you’re in very good hands. I brought you all here because I have the cure to your porn and masturbation addiction. If you came here as your final act of desperation, then you should feel eternally grateful that you found me. I will change your life for the better, guaranteed... The first step is going to be watching this little video that I’ve created for you all. Let’s get started, shall we?

Spoiler: Your GOON SPONSOR doesn’t have your best interests in mind after all. Enjoy this mindfuck masterpiece.

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