You have nothing else to do with your life but jerk off! And what’s even more pathetic than that is how much it turns you on to be called a loser. To be reminded of how pathetic you are. The fact that THIS is all it takes to give you a stupid boner. The fluid rushes down to your cock the second the word “LOSER” comes out of My pretty little mouth. And it gets even harder when I berate you for being a lonely gooning bitch with nothing else to do but fuck his own hand all day! So go ahead. Goon, goon, GOON, loser! It's the only source of happiness you have.

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