I'm SUCH a nice Princess! Your poor wallet gets so full and heavy; it's such a burden! Your cravings need someone generous like me who will happily dip into your wallet and give you delicious relief. You can't do this with just anyone. They'd call you a creep, a weirdo, and might get the law involved. But me? I'm too nice of a Princess for all that! I'll make sure you're useful and have purpose in your life while kindly collecting money from you. You're welcome :)

I'm SUCH a nice Princess! Your poor wallet gets so full and heavy; it's such a burden! Your cravings need someone generous like me who will happily dip into your wallet and give you delicious relief. You can't do this with just anyone. They'd call you a creep, a weirdo, and might get the law involved. But me? I'm too nice of a Princess for all that! I'll make sure you're useful and have purpose in your life while kindly collecting money from you. You're welcome :)