It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!...unless you're a fucking dingy. This quote really only applies to a certain size range and you fall way, way, WAY below. No motion could make your rodent peen feel like anything more than a slippery vienna sausage...EW! Just the thought makes me sick! Don't even START with the 'but your g-spot...' because you couldn't fucking even stimulate that if you tried. You think bumping into it is what brings pleasure? What a fucking loser. You don't even know how to please a woman and it'd be fucking useless trying to educate you. You're never...

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!...unless you're a fucking dingy. This quote really only applies to a certain size range and you fall way, way, WAY below. No motion could make your rodent peen feel like anything more than a slippery vienna sausage...EW! Just the thought makes me sick! Don't even START with the 'but your g-spot...' because you couldn't fucking even stimulate that if you tried. You think bumping into it is what brings pleasure? What a fucking loser. You don't even know how to please a woman and it'd be fucking useless trying to educate you. You're never going to get a woman with that little munchkin. Just focus on pinching it and leave pleasing women to the REAL men.