You call that a dick? Seriously? ...wow. How sad! I wouldn't consider that a dick in a line up of dicks. That looks closer to a tick or some weird growth that isn't supposed to be there to begin with. How do you even go through life thinking that ugly little lump represents manhood? It's so small and useless I don't know that I could consider you a man at all. Everyone would agree with me, even if they tried to sugarcoat it. Unfortunately for you I'm not going to ease you into this: You're too small to be a MAN. Your only usable sexual holes are your cock gobbler and your chocolate starfish (H...

You call that a dick? Seriously? ...wow. How sad! I wouldn't consider that a dick in a line up of dicks. That looks closer to a tick or some weird growth that isn't supposed to be there to begin with. How do you even go through life thinking that ugly little lump represents manhood? It's so small and useless I don't know that I could consider you a man at all. Everyone would agree with me, even if they tried to sugarcoat it. Unfortunately for you I'm not going to ease you into this: You're too small to be a MAN. Your only usable sexual holes are your cock gobbler and your chocolate starfish (HAHAHAHA). Let's get you ready to drop all pretenses of being a man and change you into something more appropriate. You'll never be as pretty as me, but you're definitely more woman than man!