You and I have been friends for a long time and I've invited you over to discuss something very important. You're unsure of what I mean but you come over anyway, filled with anticipation. You've wanted me for such a long time now but recently you've made it embarrassingly obvious, to the point even our friends have noticed when we're hanging out. You excuse yourself to the bathroom for way too long, and you stare thinking you're being sneaky but you're not. So, what am I going to do with you? You'll have to find out.

You and I have been friends for a long time and I've invited you over to discuss something very important. You're unsure of what I mean but you come over anyway, filled with anticipation. You've wanted me for such a long time now but recently you've made it embarrassingly obvious, to the point even our friends have noticed when we're hanging out. You excuse yourself to the bathroom for way too long, and you stare thinking you're being sneaky but you're not. So, what am I going to do with you? You'll have to find out.