It’s time for your annual review, and your work here within the company has been less than disappointing . I do wonder how you get through life, how you got this job and how on earth someone married you. Never before have I seen such a sack of useless shite at work .... Please tell me you are hiding a big penis under there ? I want to see what all the fuss is about and for that I need to strip you right back for a full assessment! Wow, you should really have dripped down your mothers leg, i’d love to see the gene pool you come from, what a joke you are, literally nothing to offer "small man...

It’s time for your annual review, and your work here within the company has been less than disappointing . I do wonder how you get through life, how you got this job and how on earth someone married you. Never before have I seen such a sack of useless shite at work .... Please tell me you are hiding a big penis under there ? I want to see what all the fuss is about and for that I need to strip you right back for a full assessment! Wow, you should really have dripped down your mothers leg, i’d love to see the gene pool you come from, what a joke you are, literally nothing to offer "small man”... Hang on, I’m feeling generous! How about a demotion to shoe cleaner ? Everyone needs to be good at something and maybe this is your calling ..... I know this excites you and at least you can tell your friends and family you still work here . We will have to change that placard on your desk to CREATURE though! HA!