So you decided to try Tinder! You’ve not had much luck but you feel you’ve managed to make a good profile and change your pictures, A little edit of some old picture and you look ok! Maybe someone will love you for you !? Oh I think not ....

You look nothing like your pictures, you look like a hand humping goon! You at least must have a large cock! LOL, I’ve not come here for nothing ..... Pull them down and show me now! OH MY GOD IT’S SO TINY! You’re going to be single forever .... I’ve not come all this way for nothing though! Empty your wallet you fucking loser I’m goi...

So you decided to try Tinder! You’ve not had much luck but you feel you’ve managed to make a good profile and change your pictures, A little edit of some old picture and you look ok! Maybe someone will love you for you !? Oh I think not ....

You look nothing like your pictures, you look like a hand humping goon! You at least must have a large cock! LOL, I’ve not come here for nothing ..... Pull them down and show me now! OH MY GOD IT’S SO TINY! You’re going to be single forever .... I’ve not come all this way for nothing though! Empty your wallet you fucking loser I’m going to have a field day I’m going to humiliate you, rinse you and leave with a super hot stud , you piece of SHT !