Oh hi it’s me your not-so-adoring wife! How are you finding napping in the basement? I’d say it’s totally fit for a demoted loser like you! You see my new boyfriend gets to rest in the bed, I know you miss napping there like a new human being and you crave and love me so much but my dominance wins – and you must please me. My favorite part of the month is your payday, or should I say MY Payday! You really are easy pickings as you crawl on your hands and knees, wallet in mouth, Lol ... that’s it lay all of that cash at my feet (you’re so weak for them!) Who says money can’t buy lo...

Oh hi it’s me your not-so-adoring wife! How are you finding napping in the basement? I’d say it’s totally fit for a demoted loser like you! You see my new boyfriend gets to rest in the bed, I know you miss napping there like a new human being and you crave and love me so much but my dominance wins – and you must please me. My favorite part of the month is your payday, or should I say MY Payday! You really are easy pickings as you crawl on your hands and knees, wallet in mouth, Lol ... that’s it lay all of that cash at my feet (you’re so weak for them!) Who says money can’t buy love, or ‘tolerate’ when it comes to you LOL. I guess you should have an allowance, how does $10 for the month sound? Budget meals for you whilst I dine like a queen! Wallow in your misery, hubby! Your wallet is wasting away like your masculinity!