There you are again, teeny tiny little loser wanking away to your Princess because you’re genetically incapable of getting laid. What are you, 3, 4 inches? Oh, I can’t help but giggle at such inadequacy. I literally can’t think of a single girl I know who’d put up with that little nub. Good thing you learned to get off to Me humiliating and baby-talking you through these jerk sessions so you don’t have to worry about getting laid anymore. I’m a little curious about how jerking such a small little thing works, though, so why don’t you film yourself tweezing out that tiny load and ...

There you are again, teeny tiny little loser wanking away to your Princess because you’re genetically incapable of getting laid. What are you, 3, 4 inches? Oh, I can’t help but giggle at such inadequacy. I literally can’t think of a single girl I know who’d put up with that little nub. Good thing you learned to get off to Me humiliating and baby-talking you through these jerk sessions so you don’t have to worry about getting laid anymore. I’m a little curious about how jerking such a small little thing works, though, so why don’t you film yourself tweezing out that tiny load and send it to Me? Good, I’ll count you down.