You have nothing important going for you anyway. So take the gooner pledge. It will be the best decision of your life!!!

You can’t do anything about it anyways. I make all of the important decisions for you. This is your destiny. Revealing more than I have before with the delicious tease of my perfect pussy is something that has you powerless under my sexual control. In awe...so weak- it is painful. I’m out of your league and completely unattainable. Gooning for me is the closest you’ll ever get. Take the Gooner Pledge to commit. Commit to the gooner life. It’s a lifestyle. This is...

You have nothing important going for you anyway. So take the gooner pledge. It will be the best decision of your life!!!

You can’t do anything about it anyways. I make all of the important decisions for you. This is your destiny. Revealing more than I have before with the delicious tease of my perfect pussy is something that has you powerless under my sexual control. In awe...so weak- it is painful. I’m out of your league and completely unattainable. Gooning for me is the closest you’ll ever get. Take the Gooner Pledge to commit. Commit to the gooner life. It’s a lifestyle. This is not just a fetish. This is your identity. I’ve altered your life in ways you never thought possible, but just one glance at my curves and your back into the gooner trance. It overtakes you and now it has become you. You are a gooner slave. You’ll take the pledge to show me your devotion. I know I’ve trained you so well and psychologically wrecked your brain and programmed your cock to always be hard for me. You’re so easy to manipulate by being my brainless jerk addict. Take the pledge and never be the same again.