Your "luxury" apartment is ugly. Amongst other things. And I know you spent a lot of money to live here...because you want to get laid and you think it will impress women. But, you're wrong. You can't impress women like me because you have no taste. It's not surprising, of course, It's basically a metaphor for everything you do, isn't it?

Your "luxury" apartment is ugly. Amongst other things. And I know you spent a lot of money to live here...because you want to get laid and you think it will impress women. But, you're wrong. You can't impress women like me because you have no taste. It's not surprising, of course, It's basically a metaphor for everything you do, isn't it?