I have a very extraordinary story to tell you! You wouldn’t believe it, but a tiny little person crept into my house. I knew they were there because they bit my ankle several times! I get down on the floor to get a proper look at them and their adorable tiny features. I ask if I can pick them up and they agree and I am just totally fascinated by how cute they are, but also by what they smell like and taste like. I smell them and lick them (with their consent of course) and then ask them to crawl into my mouth so I can suck all the delicious tiny person juice off of them. Unbeknowst to them,...

I have a very extraordinary story to tell you! You wouldn’t believe it, but a tiny little person crept into my house. I knew they were there because they bit my ankle several times! I get down on the floor to get a proper look at them and their adorable tiny features. I ask if I can pick them up and they agree and I am just totally fascinated by how cute they are, but also by what they smell like and taste like. I smell them and lick them (with their consent of course) and then ask them to crawl into my mouth so I can suck all the delicious tiny person juice off of them. Unbeknowst to them, I was planning on tricking them and gulp... eating them all up! But in a very good stroke of luck for both of us, they want to be eaten too! And that is how the tiny person (you, the viewer) got their wish.