*Contains numerous insults and jabs at weight*

Hey there, you gross piece of saggy, It's your lucky day! A girl WAYYYY out of your league is going to give you some pretty humiliating jerk off instructions... can you keep up fatty? You're going to jerk that tiny dick of yours exactly how i tell you to and you're going to finish when i tell you to. Oh, you're out of breath just stroking that little pecker of yours? Too bad, you need all the exercise you can get so shut up and stroke it lardo!

*Contains numerous insults and jabs at weight*

Hey there, you gross piece of saggy, It's your lucky day! A girl WAYYYY out of your league is going to give you some pretty humiliating jerk off instructions... can you keep up fatty? You're going to jerk that tiny dick of yours exactly how i tell you to and you're going to finish when i tell you to. Oh, you're out of breath just stroking that little pecker of yours? Too bad, you need all the exercise you can get so shut up and stroke it lardo!