Sure, the obvious and typical process of ashing a cigarette involves an ashtray.

But I am by no means an obvious and typical girlfriend. You know that already, right?

During this smoking session, as I take deep pulls from my Marlboro, I decide at one point to flick my ashes directly onto YOU.

Not satisfied with ashing on you, I show you that I’m often even willing to ash in my own mouth!!! WTF, right?

I see from the bulge in your pants that you enjoy seeing the hot ashes on my tongue. So of course I go on to demonstrate that I’m a girl who doesn’t spit, I... Show more