You know that girl with the blue hair that I've been hanging out with lately? Well, she has a bigger dick than you and she satisfies me more than you ever have. That's why I'm breaking up with you. We both think you should stop inflicting your microscopic dick on women and just stop having sex completely. Maybe you should just cut that tiny thing off. It's not doing anyone any good anyway.

You know that girl with the blue hair that I've been hanging out with lately? Well, she has a bigger dick than you and she satisfies me more than you ever have. That's why I'm breaking up with you. We both think you should stop inflicting your microscopic dick on women and just stop having sex completely. Maybe you should just cut that tiny thing off. It's not doing anyone any good anyway.