That's nothing! That's just, I mean, I have a Sharpie right here and you ... you don't even measure up - you're not even bigger than the pen cap! Go on, put your dick against the screen, measure it!

You're just ... wow. You're a disappointing 'man' who has nothing for penis, and you actually go around with that between your legs? I bet if you accidentally sat on your cock you wouldn't notice because there's nothing there!

It's not a 'cock' between your legs, it's a little clit. You could push that thing between your legs and you'd look like a woman down there.

You mi...

That's nothing! That's just, I mean, I have a Sharpie right here and you ... you don't even measure up - you're not even bigger than the pen cap! Go on, put your dick against the screen, measure it!

You're just ... wow. You're a disappointing 'man' who has nothing for penis, and you actually go around with that between your legs? I bet if you accidentally sat on your cock you wouldn't notice because there's nothing there!

It's not a 'cock' between your legs, it's a little clit. You could push that thing between your legs and you'd look like a woman down there.

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