My luxury getaway bitch

"Filmed on a paypig funded getaway to the South of France"

Sometimes even you have the ability to surprise me piggie

Sometimes you do things without me twisting your left nutsack to comply...

This holiday is just an example of that. It was funded by a newbie piggie who felt that I needed to take a break, just me and my friends. Somewhere nice. South of France maybe, where the sunshine was still beating down. He knew I love the sun...

So without me shoving his head down a crack this piggie funded the whole trip. So I could enjoy...

My luxury getaway bitch

"Filmed on a paypig funded getaway to the South of France"

Sometimes even you have the ability to surprise me piggie

Sometimes you do things without me twisting your left nutsack to comply...

This holiday is just an example of that. It was funded by a newbie piggie who felt that I needed to take a break, just me and my friends. Somewhere nice. South of France maybe, where the sunshine was still beating down. He knew I love the sun...

So without me shoving his head down a crack this piggie funded the whole trip. So I could enjoy the sun, relaxation, and good food and ... Absolutely heavenly!!!

Let this be an example to you piggie! I don't always have to ram your head up your arse before you do things to put a smile on my face. Although I'm an evil bitch I do love being treated and pampered sometimes!

But since you can't figure out how to pamper me the way I want I'm going to lay down a list of places I want to visit in the world. And you are going to be a good piggie and tribute what you have NOW towards it! $20, $50, $100, $1,000, $10,000! I don't care! You're going to play your part in being my luxury getaway bitch so I can fulfill my dream of chasing the sun!