Kelly Kane and I are throwing a party! We've got drinks and snacks and all we have left to do is decorate. I've got a bag of balloons and we each take turns blowing them up, delighting in how stretchy they are, and how big they can get! Then we get curious about how hard it would be to pop them; I have no problem squishing them under the weight of my fat ass, but Kelly needs a little help and I'm more than happy to oblige!

Kelly Kane and I are throwing a party! We've got drinks and snacks and all we have left to do is decorate. I've got a bag of balloons and we each take turns blowing them up, delighting in how stretchy they are, and how big they can get! Then we get curious about how hard it would be to pop them; I have no problem squishing them under the weight of my fat ass, but Kelly needs a little help and I'm more than happy to oblige!