got on one of these dating sites, thought I would give it a try. Met this guy, he took me to an exclusive restaurant, one of the best in Florida. We had a wonderful dinner, had a lot in common a couple more drinks and I was thinking to myself "I'm going to take this guy back to my place and FUCK him" ....We get back, point him to the bedroom and i go in get all dolled out in some fuck me quick lingerie, hop into bed and the guy has the tiniest little bitty penis I have ever seen on a man, it's so fucking little I cracked up, (I couldn't help myself) the thing is so small I had to start laughin...

got on one of these dating sites, thought I would give it a try. Met this guy, he took me to an exclusive restaurant, one of the best in Florida. We had a wonderful dinner, had a lot in common a couple more drinks and I was thinking to myself "I'm going to take this guy back to my place and FUCK him" ....We get back, point him to the bedroom and i go in get all dolled out in some fuck me quick lingerie, hop into bed and the guy has the tiniest little bitty penis I have ever seen on a man, it's so fucking little I cracked up, (I couldn't help myself) the thing is so small I had to start laughing right there on the spot ....what the fuck are you thinking? Look at me I'm built to FUCK and you're whipping this out for me to enjoy? NO fucking way buddy..... tiny penis,humiliation, laughing