This clip first appeared in 2016 - Revisit this fun Christmas tradition, every year!

Hello there, lonely boy. Jerking off again, I see. So many new and exciting ways to touch your own dick, huh? Today I’m going to teach you how to make your own little girlfriend.

Materials:

wash cloth latex/plastic glove toothpaste tube or similar cylindrical object 2 hair ties lube

Then, after you’ve followed all of my instructions, fill your new girlfriend up to get it nice and wet. Stick your finger in it. Isn’t that good? That’s the only ...

This clip first appeared in 2016 - Revisit this fun Christmas tradition, every year!

Hello there, lonely boy. Jerking off again, I see. So many new and exciting ways to touch your own dick, huh? Today I’m going to teach you how to make your own little girlfriend.

Materials:

wash cloth latex/plastic glove toothpaste tube or similar cylindrical object 2 hair ties lube

Then, after you’ve followed all of my instructions, fill your new girlfriend up to get it nice and wet. Stick your finger in it. Isn’t that good? That’s the only pussy you’ll ever be able to control....and even this one will probably bite you one day. Now, take your dick and devirginize your new best girl. The only one who will never leave you or hurt your little feelings. Push your hard weenie past the opening and deep inside your pocket pussy. She’s so tight! Use as much lube as you need. Doesn’t that feel good, being inside a pussy? Jerk your dick hard and fast. So much better than your hand! Keep pounding that pocket pussy, until you fill it up with jizz. Squeeze out a big fat orgasm into that glove, you lonely freak!

The great thing about this contraption is that it’s perfect for eating your own loser juice! Just like an icy pop, you can squeeze it all out from the bottom and through the opening, into your nasty mouth. Then, you can recycle it and use it to fuck yourself all over again! Turn it inside out and lick it until it’s sparkling clean. Use it again, you slut - that’s disgusting! But so are you. Ew. Gross. You’re such a masturbator. In half an hour, you’ll be wanting to fuck that again. I guarantee it.