I own it. It belongs to Me. If you want to play with My toy, you've gotta pay!

This is a very simple reality: If I want to rent out My dick to a group of horny guys in an alley while it's attached to you, that's what I'll do. Who are you to have a say in what I do with MY property?

I rent it out for cheap sometimes, too - I want to get lots of mileage out of My toy. When you want to use it, though, I won't be so kind. That thing between your legs is not yours to control. It's MINE.