Real or Faux?

Can you guess if this is real or not?

Does this turn you on?
I bet you wish this was you I was doing this too, huh?
You'd like it if I slapped around your balls and penis, especially when it's rock hard... and to spit on my hand and rub and squeeze it...
Oooh I bet you'd really like that.

But unfortunately for you, this isn't your cock, its mine. And boy would I peg the fuck out of you... for a price of course ????????????

Whatever it is I made you feel here, my job is done ????????

SB????