*This was a custom MP3 Request. No specific names are used.*

"Thank you for calling the bank, I understand you are looking at getting a loan? We offer several features that most banks don’t provide. We are a different kind of bank, to meet all of your needs. Let me see what interest rate we have to offer for your loan... hmm wow, you are eligible for one of our best interest rates of 25%. If you would like to pay a couple of points, I might be able to increase the interest rate to maybe 35% or 40% but only if you beg me nicely.

Good boy! It looks like I was able to increas...

*This was a custom MP3 Request. No specific names are used.*

"Thank you for calling the bank, I understand you are looking at getting a loan? We offer several features that most banks don’t provide. We are a different kind of bank, to meet all of your needs. Let me see what interest rate we have to offer for your loan... hmm wow, you are eligible for one of our best interest rates of 25%. If you would like to pay a couple of points, I might be able to increase the interest rate to maybe 35% or 40% but only if you beg me nicely.

Good boy! It looks like I was able to increase your interest rate to 40%, we do not usually do that for customers, but you are a special client of the bank. Let’s see the loan amounts we offer are $100, $1000, and $5000, which would you like? Oh, good the $1000 loan, it is a great value loan, lots of clients choose this option. Now that we have settled on an amount let's go over our terms..."

I then go into the very specific calculations and details for your monthly payment amount including fees that will be tacked on.

**Note: This is NOT how my personal payday loan or debt contracts work. This is a script that was written by a customer for this custom only.**

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