Do you remember all the time, effort and money that went into your wedding? Think back on how much it cost you to get married, get everyone together, and sign that piece of paper to bind you to your miserable hag of a wife. You regret it now, don't you? Do you want to do something that will make you feel really good? Go ahead and get your marriage certificate. The real, certified, and notarized copy. We're going to have some fun.

Do you remember all the time, effort and money that went into your wedding? Think back on how much it cost you to get married, get everyone together, and sign that piece of paper to bind you to your miserable hag of a wife. You regret it now, don't you? Do you want to do something that will make you feel really good? Go ahead and get your marriage certificate. The real, certified, and notarized copy. We're going to have some fun.

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