So you think you don’t earn enough to tribute me, Ms Construed, every month? Come on, you know you can do better than that. How about some inspiration? Well here's a story from a few years ago about one of my favourite boys, who did everything I asked, till one day he really had given everything. And he continues to do so.

He's so special. He's sacrificed so much for me. I do love him a little, even though I'm not supposed to. Financial advisor and client relationships are frowned on of course. But he's such a sweetie that I can't help myself.

You can do it too. It's si...

So you think you don’t earn enough to tribute me, Ms Construed, every month? Come on, you know you can do better than that. How about some inspiration? Well here's a story from a few years ago about one of my favourite boys, who did everything I asked, till one day he really had given everything. And he continues to do so.

He's so special. He's sacrificed so much for me. I do love him a little, even though I'm not supposed to. Financial advisor and client relationships are frowned on of course. But he's such a sweetie that I can't help myself.

You can do it too. It's simple. Just a little downsizing. See, it's got a safe, friendly, approachable term, nothing to be scared of. Just imagine it? A little sacrifice here, a cost saving there. There's savings to be had everywhere. And each time you bump up your standing order you'll get a personal message from me. A smiling selfie perhaps, and with a bit of cleavage if its a particularly big bump. Wouldn’t it be so hot? Come on, imagine how hot it would be. You know you'd be hard each time you make a sacrifice. Then bit by bit, week by week, month by month, eventually you'll have sacrificed every single luxury until you’re barely scraping by. Just enough money left over to survive and still hold down a decent job.